Archive for the 'Senior Men Whimsy' Category
BlogHer12: Vibes For The Vixen Vieja
Filed Under Dealing With Debacles, Senior Men Whimsy, Uncategorized, What Senior Women Want | 25 CommentsYoung people are SO device-dependent. The idea of limiting sex to mere human interaction may seem to them as archaic as listening to music on a boombox.
Geezer Geeks? You’re Competing With Code
Filed Under How To Find A Good Man, Senior Men Whimsy | 10 CommentsGeezer Geeks are different from their younger peers for whom the click-clack of keyboards was wombware. An old-guy computer wiz is likely to be an engineer who in the 1970s abandoned stereo tubes for bar codes, then stayed on the computer side of electronics to see what might happen.
Can You Talk Dirty If You’re Old?
Filed Under Dating Gallery, Dealing With Debacles, Senior Men Whimsy, Sex With Old Guys | 16 CommentsIf sexy language comes naturally to you, by all means use it. If dirty words aren’t happening for you, don’t go renting porn films in the hope of learning from their laughable audio tracks. Better to stay non-verbal and go with spontaneous moaning.
Curmudgeons Need Love, Too
Filed Under Dealing With Debacles, Senior Men Whimsy | 7 CommentsI enjoy cynicism, irony and sarcasm as much as the next gal, so I’ve let one or two curmudgeons into my dating life, and they’re not really evil or spiteful. The poor things are simply worn out from complaining artfully to everyone within earshot.
Allende On Aphrodisiacs
Filed Under Senior Men Whimsy, What Senior Men Want | 7 CommentsIn her delightfully idiosyncratic “Aphrodite” Isabel Allende promises this dish will move lovers quickly “from gluttony to lust” because, she claims, it’s saturated with aphrodisiacs. Ergo, a thoroughly satisfying night of passion is sure to follow. Try it on Old Mr. Right.
Giftless In Seattle (And Everywhere Else)
Filed Under Dating Gallery, Dealing With Debacles, Senior Men Whimsy, What Senior Women Want | 9 CommentsGreta Garbo could expect bouquets from rich, gray-haired guys, but if you and I wait around for such gallantry we’ll be a lot older than we already are.
Missing Freddie Mercury
Filed Under Senior Men Whimsy | 6 CommentsFreddie Mercury, entertainer extraordinaire, was born in 1946. He would have been a beautiful senior man today had he lived past his 45th birthday. Widely regarded as bisexual, he named his rock band QUEEN, but not, he insisted, because of the gay subtext.
The Myth Of The Sated Senior
Filed Under Dealing With Debacles, Senior Men Whimsy, Sex With Old Guys, What Senior Women Want | 8 CommentsResearch on Americans’ sexual behavior comes to us from Indiana University’s Center for Sexual Health Promotion, in a study funded by — Trojan condoms. Most is titillating stuff like masturbation, anal sex, and faked orgasms, but researchers seem also to have discovered that a lot of old people have sexual intercourse (gasp!) and that they find it “pleasurable.” Pleasureable — is this enough?
The Sensual Brain (At Last)
Filed Under How To Find A Good Man, Senior Men Whimsy, What Senior Women Want | 10 CommentsTo be senior is to be right-brain (sensory perception) dominant. Great news! No more Plato, no more Aristotle, no more recursion theory. License to wrap yourself in silk and cashmere, spritz Hermes perfume, sip a Chateauneuf du Pape, curl up comfortably on Sunday nights with HBO’s “Boardwalk Empire.”
Ten Ways To Find Love On Line
Filed Under How To Find A Good Man, Senior Men Whimsy, What Senior Men Want, What Senior Women Want | 12 CommentsChoose an online dating site carefully. The best, most reliable sites give you a pre-signup look at photos and profiles. Here are some tips you can use to maximize your chances of making a match with someone who counts. You’re looking for more than a warm body, aren’t you?
