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In The Eye Of The Beholder

This joke — more in the nature of a cautionary tale — has been showning up in the mailboxes of senior women. 

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOUR SELF-RESPECT IS INTACT…  

I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST AND I GLANCED CASUALLY AT HIS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL.  HMMMM….A GREAT-LOOKING GUY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD THIS BE THE SAME TALL, DARK, HANDSOME KID I’D HAD A SECRET TEEN-AGE CRUSH ON? 

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THE DOOR OPENED, I WAS USHERED INTO THE OFFICE, AND I QUICKLY DETERMINED THAT THIS BALD, STOOPED, AND WRINKLY CHARACTER WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.  BUT AFTER HE HAD EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM ANYWAY IF HE’D ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

“YES. YES, I  DID.  I’M A MUSTANG,”  HE GRINNED.  “CLASS OF ’62.”

“YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!” I EXCLAIMED, EXCITEDLY.

HE PEERED AT ME CLOSELY.

“REALLY?” HE SAID. “WHAT DID YOU TEACH?”

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  1. November 30, 2009 @ 6:24 am Firenze

    Can anyone offer a good quick and witty reply to this guy?


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